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About numbah16tdhaha - Male, 30 and Single (Phoenix, Az)

A guy who has defended the gates and sometimes thinks about tearing down the very gates he defended. Maybe that's the Jedi talking. As some may know, bizzare doesn't even begin to encompass all that is numbah. Jedi swordsman and swordsmith, Marine, lover, fighter, believer, rebel, and many other things, numbah is who he wants to be and sometimes that's gotta be enough. To be numbah is a grand expirience, I will say, for I have sampled just enough of the world to enjoy its incredible richness, but not enough to be overly jaded. May the Force be with you all, meatbags...

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Satellite, SurroundSound, MethodsofDestruction, Marines, Illuminati, Dingoes, Stinger, History, JakePlummer, JessicaAlba, DishNetwork, Directv, StarWars, Jedi, Lightsaber

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Mad Hatter (38) on 11/14/2008 9:55:55 AM, said:

He is the disturbance in the Force!

Ridgewalker (64) on 11/9/2008 2:30:00 AM, said:

I can see by your latest picture that you have found a weapon of mass destruction!

Ridgewalker (64) on 11/2/2008 9:09:00 PM, said:

So...a disturbance in The Force you have felt, as well...

masudbcl (0) on 10/31/2008 6:08:50 PM, said:

Very nice profile of u.I wnat to amke my profile as liek as this.

Joseph_AkA_Joey (0) on 10/20/2008 8:21:20 PM, said:

funny guy man ur so fucking funny wana be friends dude

SuKingsANDKnights300 (19) on 8/25/2008 9:46:56 PM, said:

Numbah: He is my lovely friend. I love him.

scarletfeather (53) on 6/14/2008 7:56:27 PM, said:

An all-around cool and fun guy.

georges11 (20) on 5/25/2008 4:19:02 PM, said:

Thank you for serving our country numbah...and for your Jedi wisdom.

LadyJesusFan777 (38) on 5/5/2008 7:30:24 PM, said:

A thumbs up to your Camping Essentials weblist. Really like it. :-)

RichardMarshal (8) on 4/12/2008 8:55:17 PM, said:

He has a pretty good stance with the light sabre for a guy whose knowledge of sword combat is obviously limited to which end of the weapon to hold. Usually that means he has some sort of combat training - maybe in a past life...

FranksWildYears (60) on 4/5/2008 12:32:44 PM, said:

His medichlorians are off the chart.

SuKingsANDKnights300 (19) on 3/31/2008 8:12:20 PM, said:

Good Numbah...I really like you to be here, and make us happy all the time. Stay with us. God bless you pal.

uncnc08 (47) on 3/29/2008 2:45:58 AM, said:

Wow,one thing I can say is you never know exactly what you are gonna get with each review from numbah,I find most of his reviews hilarious,but his serious ones are well informed too,I always look forward to reading them!

trebon1038 (65) on 3/26/2008 10:52:27 PM, said:

Ah yes, the double posting trick...must be like deja vu! not only are we misbehaven on MySpace but why aren't you whoopin it up with us on Facebook yet???????

FranksWildYears (60) on 3/11/2008 3:23:43 PM, said:

Aside from being a fine reviewer, numbah is an obvious allusion to General David Petraeus.

xer0s (1) on 2/10/2008 4:05:37 PM, said:

Had only been on the network a few days but saw this dude and thought I must message him. He's into star-wars like me!

He must be as old as me.. snicker!

magellan (177) on 2/7/2008 5:34:03 PM, said:

cool pic... like the lighting.

SuKingsANDKnights300 (19) on 2/2/2008 7:09:39 PM, said:

Numbah...when are you gonna marry Jessica?

Donovan (140) on 1/6/2008 8:19:12 PM, said:

Numbah is a good fun loving guy. We have had several conversations via RIA over the years and he has always been pleasant and helpful. A former Marine who deserves our respect. Keep up the good work my friend. God bless you all and all who are a part of your life!

HistoryFan (102) on 1/1/2008 9:02:55 PM, said:

This guy keeps me rolling in the aisles with his humor; something that all Jedi Knights must have.

Mad Hatter (38) on 11/5/2007 9:47:57 PM, said:

Finally, the Hatter AS COME BACK.....to Rateitall!

georges11 (20) on 10/18/2007 6:10:24 PM, said:

i am not a member of the illuminati...yet my great uncle might have been...he worked for the FBI and i think they have a vault of secrets that just might blow our minds...the illuminati watch, and record

georges11 (20) on 10/18/2007 3:41:19 AM, said:

This reviewer is smart, witty, and gracious with his remarks. He is remarkably astute with his arguments and lends credence to his side of the debate. Don't get him mad...this guy could take you out!

Mad Hatter (38) on 9/11/2007 11:46:00 AM, said:

It's a good start for Sooner Nation!!!

Mad Hatter (38) on 8/9/2007 11:34:47 PM, said:

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines!

Mad Hatter (38) on 8/9/2007 4:52:03 PM, said:

Is that you John Wayne?

XAgent (30) on 8/6/2007 3:20:11 PM, said:

So I threw the senate at him. The whole senate! True story.

XAgent (30) on 8/6/2007 12:00:54 PM, said:

"You got an atm on that torso light-bright?"

trebon1038 (65) on 8/5/2007 4:24:11 PM, said:

Just wanted Numbah to know that Jessica Alba is coming to Knoxville, TN next month (or maybe its this month, I don't know...) for a movie preview...Y'know Knoxville is a hoppin town! (silly grin)

Mad Hatter (38) on 8/3/2007 5:44:21 PM, said:

Goes from a testimonial gag to a RIA list. I love it!!!

Mad Hatter (38) on 8/3/2007 4:50:34 PM, said:

You can tell I'm trying to kill the Super Trooper gag we got going on.

Mad Hatter (38) on 8/3/2007 4:48:06 PM, said:

Who wants a mustache ride? (WTF)

Mad Hatter (38) on 8/1/2007 2:01:26 PM, said:

Do not spit in the cop's burger.

Mad Hatter (38) on 7/31/2007 11:07:38 AM, said:

You stop that right meow!

Mad Hatter (38) on 7/30/2007 4:33:38 PM, said:

Littering and.....

Mad Hatter (38) on 7/26/2007 6:11:47 PM, said:

The snazberries taste like snazberries!!!

Flick01 (73) on 7/26/2007 5:37:13 AM, said:

The only Jedi who receives his orders through DISH Network. RIA's premier funny man but at the same time has a firm grip on the realities of modern politics and the basic tenets of why we are a great nation. The love of Jessica Alba's life, his "friendly enemy" go rounds with IJR brings all of us in on the joke. He may be Numbah 16 on RIA but I think he's really Numbah 360 because he's the personification of the all around guy.

XAgent (30) on 7/22/2007 9:42:54 PM, said:

Hey! Its not like they caused you any permanent harm....

Loerke (52) on 7/18/2007 1:37:38 PM, said:

My wife keeps coming back to Numbah's profile to see if he has a new picture up. She says he's cute. Thank you, Numbah, for providing the only occasions in my life when I can express relief that my spouse looks nothing at all like Jessica Alba. Because then I'd be worried. Oh, and you have some good posts, too.

Mad Hatter (38) on 7/11/2007 12:31:35 AM, said:

But I don't want the drink!

Mad Hatter (38) on 7/11/2007 12:04:46 AM, said:

If they don't like me giving helpfuls, they can megabite me!

Mad Hatter (38) on 7/5/2007 8:27:19 AM, said:

That's a very....dark sided pic of you numbah. Or is it Darth Numbah!

BlueOrchid (44) on 6/9/2007 10:20:18 AM, said:

Can I make it up to you if I wear a metal bikini?

Mad Hatter (38) on 6/9/2007 9:20:15 AM, said:

You know Blue loves ya, numbah!
And IJR, Blue is my girl thank you very much!

BlueOrchid (44) on 6/9/2007 9:16:22 AM, said:

You know, if we had ever invited IJR to ANYTHING, we might've gotten the extra $20 for that full $50 that "Double D-elicious" (aka Blue's friend as a drag queen at a Halloween party) was asking for the lap dance.

callitdowntheline75 (73) on 5/4/2007 9:10:09 PM, said:

After watching you win the lightsaber duel, I think you and Darth Maul would have had a pretty decent fight.

Humorbot (23) on 4/30/2007 2:45:16 PM, said:

I must admit, I do not find old Numbah in the least bit funny. (The Irony of being "Humorbot" is that I have no sense of humor.) But he is a great reviewer and us Star Wars fans have got to stick together.

doobiesNhof (23) on 4/27/2007 7:52:58 PM, said:

numbah is a great RIA friend. Great posts, funny and entertaining all in one.

magellan (177) on 4/27/2007 1:19:36 PM, said:

so that's where it all goes down...

XAgent (30) on 4/27/2007 1:40:42 AM, said:

See. Even Jedi like RIA.

minkey (40) on 4/25/2007 2:09:19 AM, said:

I figured you needed some company out here numbah. And Arizona's a pretty sweet place.

SpartanPride (22) on 4/8/2007 8:33:55 PM, said:

Most of his posts will get you to laugh, it's always good to see Numbah's posts.

trebon1038 (65) on 4/7/2007 12:23:55 PM, said:

Now we are talkin....if that margarita has patron in it, Im with ya bud!

Mad Hatter (38) on 4/5/2007 10:34:31 AM, said:

Hey look, it's the Drunken Master!

Vudija (100) on 3/29/2007 1:20:42 PM, said:

I see 2 upsides to going to Az in a year 1) I get to be there when the wedding happens and 2) I get the chance to slap you (for whatever reason I feel like lol)

LadyJesusFan777 (38) on 3/15/2007 8:48:47 AM, said:

He is one of the first to have welcomed me to RIA; that meant a lot to me. Has some very funny reviews.

irishgit (154) on 3/9/2007 4:17:08 PM, said:

No where near as dumb as he likes to pretend to be, numbah is one of the guys I regularly read.

His off the wall humor seldom fails to cheer me up.

Wiseguy (54) on 3/7/2007 6:42:01 PM, said:

WOW... Mr. (0)
I love his name Numbah...cause it fits.

RIAUSA (5) on 2/25/2007 4:54:05 PM, said:

Always a smart review no matter what topic it is. His Myspace page is funny.

Vudija (100) on 2/12/2007 1:46:49 PM, said:

What color options do I have? LOL

GreggOrange (18) on 1/8/2007 10:23:52 PM, said:

To be honest, I watch maybe 2-3 football games a year at the most and think that almost all pro athletes are drastically overpaid buffoons and I can't stand Star Wars anything. However, I do find this guy's reviews witty and insightful so I guess we will have to execute him last...haw haw haw!

SharonParry (46) on 11/15/2006 3:42:37 AM, said:

Numbah is a good buddy with a sense of humor that has no limits. Thanks for saving me from the great perils of the Illuminati by not decoding for me. ;)

BlueOrchid (44) on 10/28/2006 12:09:46 PM, said:

He contributed $10 to the $30 lap dance I got at the Halloween party last night from a cross-dressing friend of mine - just so he and everyone could be entertained. DEAR GOD, I am scarred forever. However, it'll make a wonderful addition to his RIA Halloween Party list. xD!!!

callitdowntheline75 (73) on 10/2/2006 7:51:19 PM, said:

Something ought to be said about a guy who can mix great intelligence with a combination of wit and charm. numbah16tdhaha has these qualities and so much more. Informative and full of humor (and never spiteful), numbah is a person I totally admire on RIA!

RIAUSA (5) on 9/29/2006 4:21:23 PM, said:

I sometimes disagree with this guy but he's smart and funny.

babaoreeally (13) on 9/15/2006 4:53:28 PM, said:

Kudos to you, Sir Aptly Named Funniest Guy on the Internet!

P.S. Dig the lightsaber!

Djahuti (57) on 9/11/2006 9:42:40 AM, said:

Numbah has had me laughing many times over the years.We often have opposite opinions,but I KNOW we could party together and have a great time anyhow.He's a stand-up kind of dude!

louiethe20th (81) on 8/30/2006 10:52:58 PM, said:

Theatrical works of Jessica Alba? You love her for her brilliant mind, right? Numbah is a man you want to go to battle with. Whether it is a military conflict or a food fight, numbah never lets a brother down.

DirkyBoy (10) on 8/21/2006 9:21:55 PM, said:

"The American dream... Well, it comes and goes. It will come again."
-Dave

A year ago, I had never realized that numbah was making a home away from home, here on RIA. Inviting all his friends and family to rate his opinions, and holding up everything about him for people to see, it's almost as if he found RIA after taking a wrong turn before myspace.com. It's a bit odd, but quite a feat considering he is now on the top 10. I think it works well for him. He's got a crew of people from Arizona to prove to us that he's the real deal (whatever that is), and at the same time he is proving to people he knows personally that his rants can actually fetch an audience. And that to me makes numbah interesting... interesting to say the most.

Mad Hatter (38) on 8/20/2006 6:55:06 PM, said:

Well, as someone who has know numbah for 9 years, I can tell you that he will speak his mind. He is a sarcastic SOB, no doubt about it, but he is very knowledgable!

Vudija (100) on 8/17/2006 9:06:04 PM, said:

Happy Birthday Mike! :-P

LastMessenger3 (41) on 8/12/2006 1:32:18 PM, said:

Numbah is too honest for his own good, and likes to use wit and sarcasm whenever possible. Never change!

HistoryFan (102) on 8/9/2006 4:54:43 PM, said:

The funniest guy on the internet, bar none. Maddox "the pirate" has nothing on him.

What makes me uncomfortable is that he refers to Jessica Alba's movies as "theatrical works."

oscargamblesfro (82) on 7/8/2006 10:52:57 PM, said:

A funny guy who doesn't take himself, or apparently most things, too seriously, yet has the ability to create skillful, enjoyable, and well argued reviews, whether one agrees with his positions or not.

Donovan (140) on 6/29/2006 2:11:18 PM, said:

What can you say about numbah? I appreciate his humor; he is a very funny guy. I appreciate his service to our country!!! Numbah is one of a kind and I mean that in the nicest way. He has brought a lot of fun and good things to RIA.

CastleBee (88) on 6/21/2006 12:18:16 PM, said:

An out of control nut case - and I mean that in a good way. One of our resident comedians, Numbah provides often much needed light hearted comic relief. I especially appreciate his approach after we’ve had a rash of trolls or a few too many flame wars.

edt4 (114) on 6/15/2006 1:51:10 PM, said:

Not sure how many issues he and I agree on, but he has a refreshing sense of humor, often has an insightful take on issues, and never seems to take things personally, even when it involves a "hot-button" topic. A welcome breath of "fresh air."

Wiseguy (54) on 6/13/2006 7:57:29 PM, said:

Great American, one of my RIA Allies.

BlueOrchid (44) on 6/12/2006 10:41:37 AM, said:

I happen to be one of the people that know him in person and I must say, he talks ALOT. He is definitely a comic relief and has an infatuation with Jessica Alba that I think will never end. Nevertheless he is a great guy...if you want to listen to him for hours!

Vudija (100) on 6/11/2006 3:28:50 AM, said:

Not sure how we ended up conversing, but it's been fun. As trebon put it; he's great comic relief. Aside from his humorous (and often times "perverted") side; he also shows off a wide-range of interests which allows him to easily make "trust relationships" with a wide variety of other reviewers (just look at how many people trust him now!)

trebon1038 (65) on 6/10/2006 1:31:13 PM, said:

Numbah is the comedy relief we all need in this world! He also keeps me on my toes on the football stuff! He was the first person to welcome me when I joined RIA.

GenghisTheHun (179) on 6/7/2006 10:17:20 PM, said:

To a fellow member of the Illuminati and another dingophobe, I tender the Latin approbation: Salve sis!